The power to turn int water when your in water.

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The ability to clean

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The ability to count to potato

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to smell poo...

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to write a country song

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!