the power to jerk off

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the power to see the present

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the power to write comic books

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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to be shitty

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!