The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Acid pee

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!