The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to see through glass

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!