The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to shit bricks

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to get arrested

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!