The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to hear fish.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!