- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the power of being yourself

The power to drown on land.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

Pointless Super Powers