- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to stick your head up your ass

To be able to summon old people

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to shit brix, No wait.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the power to shit with your mouth

the power to sneeze cum

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to never get drunk

To pee standing up.

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Pointless Super Powers