- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to be stupid

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to live.

The power to like any show

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

Pointless Super Powers