The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power of being pointless

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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To shit bricks.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!