The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!