The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The Power to Power

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to not be color blind.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!