The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to think of food

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!