The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to see through insects.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!