the super power to remove your super power

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to sneeze scissors

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!