The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to fail

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!