The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to see into the present

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!