The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to exist

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The power to shed hair

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the power to go on this website

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to like any show

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power of bullet atraction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!