The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!