The power to turn into random objects

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!