The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power of being yourself

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!