- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to pee poop

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to be a woman

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to create powers

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

Liam Brudenell

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

Pointless Super Powers