The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to only fart in public

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!