The power to eat food.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!