The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to commit crime.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!