A good Kisser

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!