the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Being alive (until you die).

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!