The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!