every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to be wrong

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!