The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to die

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!