The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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Super-slowness

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!