the power to be powerless

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to see air

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!