The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to fart mace

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to dance really well

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!