The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to understand math.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!