The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!