The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Third armpit.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!