The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Being a freemason

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to create shit

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!