The ability to see through glass

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to take away your power.

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

Find Waldo

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power to read your own thoughts.

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!