the power to shit liquidly

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The power to attract bullets.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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power to eat through your but

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to be yourself.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to vote

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!