The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!