The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to not finish your

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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wast your time on the computer

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captain obvious

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power of asdfgh

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to go through open windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!