The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power... to read this

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to breathe

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to lick your elbow.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to plank

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Being a freemason

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!