power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to fail every time you try to do something

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

thumb_up thumb_down +174

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

thumb_up thumb_down +166

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

thumb_up thumb_down +148

The power to write complete sentenc

thumb_up thumb_down +136

the ability to grow your nails at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to blink slightly less often.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

To pee standing up.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to be really itchy.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to fall up.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!