the power to go into a coma

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to not be funny

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!