The power to kill yourself

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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See through invisible people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!