The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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mint berry crunch

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to understand math.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to give your wife rights

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!