The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!