the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to go on this website

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to do nothing.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to control urine

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!