the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!