The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to control dodos

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to close your nose

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to to think less

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!