The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!