The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!