The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power of exact change

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to say candlejack and li

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!