The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The Power to Combust

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to go 100% slower

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!