The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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Ladder hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!